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Sandurz are awaiting you there SKROOB All right, all right Tell them Ill be right there COMMANDERETTE Yes, sir (salutes) SKROOB returns salute He realizes he uncovered his crotch He covers it back up COMMANDERETTE smirks and disappears off the wall SKROOB flushes the toilet and walks out INT SKROOBS OFFICE NIGHT DARK HELMET and COL SANDURZ are talking to ROLAND on the screen Behind them is VESPA on a table turned vertically Also is DR SCHLOTKINS, GRETCHEN, and ARNOLD ROLAND Helmet, you fiend, whats going on What are you doing to my daughter DARK HELMET (mask down) Permit me to introduce the brilliant, young plastic surgeon, Dr Philip Schlotkins The greatest nosejob man in the entire universe and BeverlyHills SCHLOTKINS Your highness ROLAND Nosejob I dont understand Shes already had a nose It was a sweet 16 present DARK HELMET No, its not what you think Its much, much, worse If you do not give me the combination to the air shield, Dr Schlotkins will give your daughter back (holds up picture) her old nose VESPA Nooooooooooooooooooo Where did you get that ROLAND All right, Ill tell Ill tell VESPA No, daddy, no You mustnt ROLAND Youre right my dear Ill miss your new nose But I will not tell them the combination no matter what DARK HELMET Very well Dr Schlotkins, do your worst SCHLOTKINS Your My pleasure The table turns horizontal VESPA faints ROLAND No, wait, wait Ill tell Ill tell DARK HELMET I knew it would work DARK HELMET and COL SANDURZ go closer to the screen COL SANDURZ is going to write the combination down DARK HELMET All right, give to me ROLAND The combination is (hesitates) one DARK HELMET One COL SANDURZ One (writes) ROLAND Two DARK HELMET Two COL SANDURZ Two (writes) ROLAND Three DARK HELMET Three COL SANDURZ Three (writes) ROLAND Four DARK HELMET Four COL SANDURZ Four (writes) ROLAND (hesitates) Five DARK HELMET Five COL SANDURZ Five (writes) DARK HELMET So the combination is one, two, three, four, five (lifts mask) Thats the stupidest combination Ive ever heard in my life Thats the kinda thing an idiot would have on his luggage COL SANDURZ Thank you, your highness COL SANDURZ takes a remote out of his pocket, points it at the wall, and hits a button Instead of turning off the wall, he turned off the whole movie A blank screen appears GRETCHEN is making sensual noises DARK HELMET Whatd you do COL SANDURZ I turned off the wall DARK HELMET No you didnt You turned off the whole movie COL SANDURZ Well I must have pressed the wrong button DARK HELMET Well, turn it back on Put the movie back on COL SANDURZ Yes, sir Yes, sir The screen comes back on DARK HELMET and COL SANDURZ are standing in front SCHLOTKINS is kissing on GRETCHENS breasts She is still making sensual noises DARK HELMET We gotta get that thing fixed Were back, and we have the combination Schlotkins SCHLOTKINS (turns around) What GRETCHEN zips up her dress DARK HELMET Were done with you Go back to the golf course and work on your puts SCHLOTKINS Lets go Arnold Come Gretchen Of course, you know, Ill still have to bill you for this SCHLOTKINS, ARNOLD, and GRETCHEN walk out the door GRETCHEN looks at DARK HELMET and COL SANDURZ before she walks out DARK HELMET I bet she gives great helmet SKROOB walks in SKROOB Well, did it work Wheres the king DARK HELMET It worked, sir We have the combination SKROOB Great Now we can take every last breath fresh air from planet Druidia Whats the combination COL SANDURZ One, two, three, four, five SKROOB One, two, three, four, five COL SANDURZ Thats amazing Ive got the same combination on my luggage Prepare Spaceball 1 for immediate departure COL SANDURZ Yes, sir SKROOB, COL SANDURZ, and DARK HELMET start walking out the door SKROOB And change the combination on my luggage DARK HELMET walks through the door The door closes on him DARK HELMET Aaaaaa PLANET SPACEBALL INT EAGLE 5 NIGHT LONE STARR and BARF are in the front LONE STARR is driving BARF There it is Spaceball City straight ahead LONE STARR Good Im takin her in SPACEBALL CITY EXT PRISON BALL NIGHT EAGLE 5 lands on the road It is a no parking zone Two DOOR GUARDS are standing at the door SLENDER DOOR GUARD What the hell is that thing CHUBBY DOOR GUARD It looks like a Winnebago with wings SLENDER DOOR GUARD Gees Hey you cant park here CHUBBY DOOR GUARD Yeah, cant you guys read: No parking BARF opens the door and flips them off He also makes kissing noises BARF >is hinting theyre lovers SLENDER DOOR GUARD That son of a (cocks gun) The SLENDER DOOR GUARD and CHUBBY DOOR GUARD go to the door that BARF went back in SLENDER DOOR GUARD All right, hands up Youre under arrest for illegal parking CHUBBY DOOR GUARD Yeah They walk in The EAGLE 5 starts rocking back and forth The guards are shouting Afterwards, LONE STARR comes out in the SLENDER DOOR GUARDS uniform BARF comes out in the CHUBBY